Monday, April 18, 2011

Thoughts on this point in my life.


With graduation just around the corner, me and big Liz (that's what I call her, it may or may not have caused an eating disorder) are excited as this guy was to film his song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Me and Lizzy have worked hard(well she has and I'm very proud of her) and were ready for the world

Many questions have arrived as to what we may do after we graduate. Liz has a great job at Neutron Interactive and will remain there because she is awesome at it. I currently work as a video editor for a company who edits military videos, StoryRock. I plan on staying here a while, but while doing so...Me, my brother Alex and JP(Jordan Peterson not to be confused with Jardine Phepherstine) are starting our own company processing credit cards. So I have my future mapped out for the moment.


As for other, more personal endeavors, I will definitely riding my dirt bike a lot more. Some of you (maybe 7/9) already know I love to ride dirt bikes. I don't consider myself a thrill seeker, but I do love a good thrill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlDaFYyxDAY .Problem is, all my friends have either became too corporate to ride, or too flaky. It is sad, and I miss those days. I ride alone now, either at the motocross track, or in the open desert (don't worry, if I die I carry my cell phone in my boot.) It is a passion of mine. There is a sense of freedom while on a bike that I have never got from other hobbies, I'll always do it..


I also love movies. I'm not a good movie critic, and am not super insightful, but I have always loved the use of imagination and a good story. I am finally putting my own imagination to some use by writing my own movies. No, I am not banking on this as a career, but my long life dream would be to get something I write on the big screen. Your probably thinking "This guy is weird, and the chances of him making a movie are the same as this hideous wart on my inner thigh disappearing" and you are probably right, but I love doing it and it keeps me motivated in life. My first screenplay was called "The Undaunted" About a bounty hunter in the Old West, who seeks vengeance all the while unaware vengeance is being sought on him. He teams up with a young and adventurous John. His journey comes to a climax as he is forced to fight the men after him and confront his haunting past.


Pretty intense stuff, anyway, I submitted it to a competition for fun and did surprisingly well so I decided to write another. The second was called "Art" and it was a comedy about a rough edged but likable border patrolman who catches David, a young Mexican boy, crossing the border in search of his father. After discovering his father's whereabouts (he is a Mexican game show host) the two journey to confront him. Their friendship blossoms, leading Art to confront his past. (both stories confront troubled pasts, I know). I would love for either John C. Reilly or Jeff Bridges to play the character "Art" (again, just dreaming, but they would be perfect)

I recently submitted both of these to the biggest screenwriting competition in the world. About 7000 entries enter and the first cut reduces entries to about 250. So chances are about 3% to make the first cut, I'm not counting on it. But... If I did, I would be on a great screenwriting path.


Characters are my strong point. I'm alright at creating stories but I have focused on making them unique. Writing is hard and requires a lot of patience, each movie I wrote were about 110 pages each. It took me a little over a year to write both. Screenplays don't read like books(Ever read a screenplay? try it, $1000 says you don't finish it.) What you write is what is on screen, and there is a strict formatting regiment. But I love putting my mind to work and accomplishing something. It's a great feeling to create a story from nothing on my own and I'm proud of the work I have done. I am currently conjuring up a third screenplay idea, suggestions...?


This is me. The dirt-biking-screenwriter with the greatest body I personally have ever seen. And yes, the picture at the top had everything to do with this post.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Questions I must have answers to: Round 2

A while back I posted questions...Many people wanted more of these questions so, like I love to do, I started picking my own brain for info...(If you missed round 1, check it:

BIG RUBBER EXERCISE BALL: Does anybody actually use you for exercise or are you just always in the way?
PACE MANNION: Does anyone else have a hard time envisioning your first make out?
REMAKE YOUTUBE VIDEO GUY: Why are you so hard to satisfy? Must lil' Wayne be the back round music for every video?
SNOOKI: Am I the only one who wants to see if you roll better down a hill than a big ball?
BATHROOM ETIQUETTE: To wipe standing or sitting...that is the question?
THE JAZZ/KARL MALONE? If we hire you as coach, will the Jazz play better in third person?
COMMUNITY: Am I just too stupid to think you're funny? I go with NOT the latter.
BUTLER: 3 buckets from inside the arc, 2 bench points, 12/64 shooting? You suck.
ALF: I know you talked a lot about eating cats, but why didn't they ever show it? That's what I wanted, Alf.
TACO BELL: A taco within a burrito filled with chips, beans, rice, wrapped in 2 other burritos inside a sombrero made of a hard shelled taco...What do you think?
MORE BATHROOM ETIQUETTE: Is using the handicap stall okay? What do I do if I see those dreaded rubber wheels from under the stall door?
BREAKING BAD: Is Jesse going to shoot Gale!?
GORDON HEYWARD: What the hell does liz see in you?
STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER AFTER CONVERSATION IS OVER STARING AT YOUR COMPUTER AWKWARDLY AT WORK GUY: Please leave?
CASEY JONES (NINJA TURTLES): How can 20 years do such a butt load?
TO...................................











SLOTH: Can my whole body fit between your eyes? (please tell sloth to read this)
DRIVE THRU EMPLOYEE: Is anyone else sick of repeating your order ten times these days?
BARACK OBAMA: I have been seeing you a lot on Sportscenter lately, are you an Analyst?
NBA/NFL LOCKOUT: Anybody want to take up hardcore drugs?
MAKING UP BABY NAMES: Sam+ Ryan +Josh= Saryosh....acceptable in Utah?

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

This really bugs me.

This would have easily been #2 on my all time best character list. I'm so sorry. I forgot. Enjoy.

COUSIN EDDIE- Christmas Vacation: Randy Quaid

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Top 10 most awesome movie characters

Here is a list of my personal favorite characters of all time. They flat out make me giggle and enjoy the thing I call life.

10. FRANK "THE TANK"- Old School: Will Ferrell



9. CHUBS PETERSON- Happy Gilmore: Carl Weathers


8. DR. PETER VENKMAN- Ghostbusters: Bill Murray


7. BARTHOLOMEW HUNT- Almost Heroes: Chris Farley


6. RON BURGUNDY- Anchorman: Will Ferrell


5. DIGNAN- Bottle Rocket: Owen Wilson


4. KIP- Napoleon Dynomite: Aaron Ruell


3. KIRK LAZARUS- Tropic Thunder: Robert Downing jr.


2. HEALY- There's something about Mary: Matt Dillon


1. ERNIE MCCRACKEN- Kingpin: Bill Murray

Here is a clip of "Big Ern" to make everything better. His exit at the end of the scene is the best.


Watch these characters if you haven't yet. They will make a joyous occasion.
Honorable Mentions:
BORAT- Borat: Sacha Baron Cohen
JENNY MEYER- Better Off Dead: Kim Darby (plays John Cusack's Mom)
TY WEBB- Caddyshack: Chevy Chase





Monday, February 28, 2011

Give me a break.

Caught a glimpse of my bro-in-law DAVE'S abs while he did the dishes and had to sneak a pic.



How am I suppose to compete with that?

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

One diverse S.O.B.

I have been told that I am a man of many faces, but I would like to think I'm just not that picky of things I like in life. I do and follow intently all types sports whether they be Basketball, Motocross and horse shoes and everything in between. I am entertained by Great movies like Shawshank Redemption but will turn around and watch "Leprechaun" and tivo "Mean Girls 2". Don't hate.
T.V. Shows I range as far as the eye can see. I will watch a season of "Ultimate Fighter" then turn and tivo a season of "Full house" and watch every episode. People think I'm weird but It's just me. Entertainment comes easy to old Zach. So come visit me and we will hit some big moto jumps then settle the night down with Little Caesars and a few episodes of Golden Girls.

I recently watched the last 4 seasons of boy meets world. Here's what I think:
Cory: I have 1 answer for you and the sexual frustrations Topanga burdens you with....Shaun
The latter: No matter how hard you try I will never feel sorry for you and your trailer trash back round.
Eric: Rico Suave to Rico Retard...how could those writers do that to you?
Topanga: I must have been blind to FP when I was a kid.
Feeni: You were the rock of the show and somehow found a way to be the kids teacher from junior high to college. Your advise was there when my fathers failed.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

#1

My favorite scene of all time. It's incredible.