The House is still Full

With shows always coming and going on T.V. there is one show that will always be on (at least during lunch time). FULL HOUSE is still going strong 15 years after the show ended. Is it Danny's never ending dust buster jokes? Joey's incredible impersonations? Or is it the always comic relief, Kimmy Gibbler? But I'm sure we can all agree it was probably Jesse's beautiful hair and his obsession with Elvis. Sexy wannabe bad boy always works in my book. Whatever they did making the show, it has payed off in airtime. I'm sure I am not the only one who had a cathartic experience watching Joey give Stephanie's entire class glasses just to make her feel comfortable wearing them to school. A real tear jerker. And I bet all of us were on the edge of our seats when the girls lost Comet the most adorable dog on the planet. The autographed picture I have of Bob Saget(Danny Tanner) in his usual gorgeous knitted sweater telling me "your too cool" gives me hope of a better "Full House" style life where children listen, 3 single men in a house aren't considered gay, and where the Olsen Twins live in S.F and not in rehab. Yes, but sadly I'm afraid the actors real lives did not reflect their onscreen characters. In Bob Saget's stand up act, he seems to try to say the opposite of what he says on full house. For example. Danny Tanner: "I like it clean" Bob Saget:"I like it dirty" Danny Tanner: "Joey, your my best friend" Bob Saget:"Joey, F you". Yes it's disturbing but the truth none the less. I haven't heard much about Kimmy Gibbler's off screen life, I haven't seen her in any other shows, so I'm sure she is still living with her parents next door to the Tanners house and going over there and getting applause every time she intrudes through the front door. It's not that bad when you compare the show's off screen antics to it's rival "Saved by the Bell". Screech's life, need I say more? Whatever their personal lives consist of, it must not take away from our one constant in an ever changing T.V. world, the Tanners, happy and always demonstrating life experiences. Full House will always be there for you during your lunch break.

Hello, it's me.

Well, I'm really doing this. My name is Zach Helm. Yes the Zach Helm that is married to the famous Liz Rock. I know she blogs, I know she's cute, and I know she is a funny little girl. We have been married for a while now and things are good. She claims she does not want babies, but today I found an "American Baby" magazine addressed to Liz Helm. I don't know what she's up to with that. She is in her own world.
This blog will consist of my thoughts and my movie criticism (which might give away the plot so don't read it if you really want to see the movie).
After brief thought I have discovered that everyone wants attention. The web tools such as Twitter, Facebook, blogs ext... have made it socially acceptable to want attention. Why else would we be posting pictures of ourselves, talking about ourselves, updating status's, We want a little attention and that's great for me. I like it.
Here is my current status:
Sex: M
Married: Yes
Employment: Unemployed (laid off video editor, but not a bum, I promise I will work soon Liz)
Current residence: Provo (unfortunately)
Hobbies: Motor Bike riding, movies, Liz. And picking my brain for information.

I became famous for inventing the microwave, the wheel, and the table

So come along and read what I have to say. If you don't like it, that's ok too, just make sure I never see you in public because I will humiliate you. Good day.