Showing posts with label zach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zach. Show all posts

Friday, February 26, 2010

Hello, it's me.


Well, I'm really doing this. My name is Zach Helm. Yes the Zach Helm that is married to the famous Liz Rock. I know she blogs, I know she's cute, and I know she is a funny little girl. We have been married for a while now and things are good. She claims she does not want babies, but today I found an "American Baby" magazine addressed to Liz Helm. I don't know what she's up to with that. She is in her own world.
This blog will consist of my thoughts and my movie criticism (which might give away the plot so don't read it if you really want to see the movie).
After brief thought I have discovered that everyone wants attention. The web tools such as Twitter, Facebook, blogs ext... have made it socially acceptable to want attention. Why else would we be posting pictures of ourselves, talking about ourselves, updating status's, We want a little attention and that's great for me. I like it.
Here is my current status:
Sex: M
Married: Yes
Employment: Unemployed (laid off video editor, but not a bum, I promise I will work soon Liz)
Current residence: Provo (unfortunately)
Hobbies: Motor Bike riding, movies, Liz. And picking my brain for information.

I became famous for inventing the microwave, the wheel, and the table

So come along and read what I have to say. If you don't like it, that's ok too, just make sure I never see you in public because I will humiliate you. Good day.