Sunday, November 21, 2010

Oh Voldemort. What are we gonna' do with you?



I always respected Voldemort. How can you not with magic skills like that? But after seeing the 7th installment of the Harry Potter series I'm not too sure about this guy people. First off, we have never seen this dude with a woman. No story or nothing about even a fling he has had. With powers and magic skills like this guy has you'd think he would have gotten with every witch in Diagon alley. But he just doesn't seem to care. But why? I have always wondered about his and Wormtails relationship...Could be...Could be...But let's delve deeper.
In the movie, Ron and Harry are trying to kill a horcrux (an object with a piece of Voldemort's soul in it). This Horcrux is a locket. They have to open it. Then kill the piece of soul inside. But in this particular Horcrux we find a simulation of Harry. Not just any simulation...a simulation of Harry naked. Yes Voldemort took the time to design a simulation of his arch-nemisis ...naked...no pants or blouse. I know the two had a connection but not like this. I think there are 7 horcruxes. We can now only imagine what type of wierd nude simulations Voldemort has filled them with, maybe a Weasley or two, we'll see, either way not cool Tom Riddle. Then, later in the movie, Voldemort needs to get something out of Dumbledore's grave. Most of us, if we needed to do some grave robbin', which I'm sure we all have, would get in and get out ya know? But not our man Voldemort. Nope. He opens the casket and instead of just grabbing what he wants, he hovers over Dumbledores dead body. For a second I really thought "he is going to kiss Dumbledore on the lips". He didn't, but he still just seemed to enjoy being an inch away from an old mans dead body. Either way, Voldemort has got more issues than just the "Order of the Phoenix" to worry about. The man needs a psychiatrist.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Questions I must have answers to.

A few questions I have to have the answers to.

Karl Malone: Do you really wear sketchers around town?
Barbara Walters: Why am I attracted to you?
Shake Weight: Do you have any idea?
Kyle Daley: How do we yell so much but never brake the 12 inch whisper rule?
Hamburglar: With your part as McDonald's marketing team, couldn't you afford to buy your own hamburgers instead of stealing them from innocent children?
Bob Saget: Did you really sign that framed picture I have of you?
Brad Pitt: How do you confuse even the straightest of men?
Arab Neighbor: Why do we avoid saying anything to each other making it more awkward?
Justin Bieber: Why are you mimicking my childhood?
Grandpa's Horse: Why did you trample me all those years ago? I will never, ever, trust you again.
David Sherman: Why did you marry my sister? Personal gain? Popularity? I need to know.
A.C. Slater: When did Jessie start liking you calling her 'Momma'? (Liz isn't responding to it the way I would like her to.)
Provo Pedestrian: May I run you over?
Liz Helm: How do you not like 'Swamp People' on History Channel?
Dexter: Am I the only one that thinks you suck this season?
Spicy McChicken: How can you taste so good yet I don't know exactly what your made of?
Mother: Why won't you return my calls?
Kyrylo Fesenko: Will you marry one of my sisters? You just seem like a great guy.
Money: Will we stop this feud we're having? I said I was sorry. Come back to me.
Cody Lambert (Step By Step): Why did your mean uncle make you live in that van? That house was plenty big to squeeze you in buddy. I'm sorry.
Facebook: How did I wind up looking at this Austrian family's photo album.

That is all.