Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Conando to the Rescue!


This just in, Conan to TBS!
I am excited that Conan has found a new place to rest his head next to Andy's.
But what does this mean for the current TBS Late Night host, the extremely popular George "Jorge" Lopez? I'm sure you remember him from such critically acclaimed films as "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" and "Tortilla Heaven". It looks like all the rolling of his "r's" for 30 seconds straight and impersonations of spunky Mexican women will be pushed back an hour to make room for Conan. Poor us.
Supposedly George Lopez called Conan to talk to him about coming to TBS. I'm sure their conversation went like this: Conan: "Hello". Lopez:"Conan, como estas It's George Lopez". Conan:"Who the hell is George Lopez?"
When O'brien originally took over the tonight show, he had some big shoes to fill. I believe the "tonight show" shoe fit perfectly, but it just wasn't the right kind of shoe.
Now we will see Conan taking over another hosts "tonight show" but only this time the shoe he has to fill is that of a very small baby, with no toes. Needless to say, TBS will get plenty good use out of everyone's favorite lurpy red-head. I'm sure they will accept the "Horny Manatee" with open arms. Congrats Conando, see you in a few weeks.

2 comments:

Alex said...

i think your missing one of Lopez' most contraversal roles yet, when he played a deliver truck driver in the smash hit valentines day. What a tear jerker

cat.janer said...

lol wtf brb. zach. this is your friend cat. carly told me you had a blog and i have never been so happy in my life. i think reading this has marked the first day of the rest of my life (that may have been a little over-the-top).