Not the city of Brotherly love

As many of you know, I do not enjoy the company of my brother-in-law Dave.
Our managers could not come up with any agreement to put our fight together, see original fight promo at :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1roFYS5hUDw
so I'm looking for any other support so we can all send him packing.


Please support me with my decision to put an end to my sisters marriage.
As you can see, he's a Monster.
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Conando to the Rescue!

This just in, Conan to TBS!
I am excited that Conan has found a new place to rest his head next to Andy's.
But what does this mean for the current TBS Late Night host, the extremely popular George "Jorge" Lopez? I'm sure you remember him from such critically acclaimed films as "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" and "Tortilla Heaven". It looks like all the rolling of his "r's" for 30 seconds straight and impersonations of spunky Mexican women will be pushed back an hour to make room for Conan. Poor us.
Supposedly George Lopez called Conan to talk to him about coming to TBS. I'm sure their conversation went like this: Conan: "Hello". Lopez:"Conan, como estas It's George Lopez". Conan:"Who the hell is George Lopez?"
When O'brien originally took over the tonight show, he had some big shoes to fill. I believe the "tonight show" shoe fit perfectly, but it just wasn't the right kind of shoe.
Now we will see Conan taking over another hosts "tonight show" but only this time the shoe he has to fill is that of a very small baby, with no toes. Needless to say, TBS will get plenty good use out of everyone's favorite lurpy red-head. I'm sure they will accept the "Horny Manatee" with open arms. Congrats Conando, see you in a few weeks.

Talk about progress!

Well my 4 gracious and beautiful followers, my dedication to sexiness in the month of may is going along well. As you can tell from this picture the Paparazzi caught of me jogging in down town provo, this workout thing started off a little rough.



But now, 6 days into the month, Things are looking a little better and I don't mind my body being on the cover of Provo weekly.



So keep slapping me fives and patting me on the butt when you see me on the street, I love a good inspirational pat.