Great Clips

No, not the amazing hair stylists. For the next little while I will be posting 10 of my favorite movie clips. No, maybe not the greatest clips in cinema, but some of my personal favorites. Without further adieu...Number 10

I love the fact that he has to poke him with the fake hand. Pure genious in my opinion. I wish it had showed Adam getting pelted by the baseballs but I love this clip. The good ol' Adam was great.

Video life

Well as some of you(maybe 3/4 of you) know I am in a film major. I shot a scene for class. It was a definite learning experience and lots of work. Without further intro here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3k7KGYkmPs

Also another great interview hosted by Simon Santiago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg9VYYky-bo

Oh Voldemort. What are we gonna' do with you?

I always respected Voldemort. How can you not with magic skills like that? But after seeing the 7th installment of the Harry Potter series I'm not too sure about this guy people. First off, we have never seen this dude with a woman. No story or nothing about even a fling he has had. With powers and magic skills like this guy has you'd think he would have gotten with every witch in Diagon alley. But he just doesn't seem to care. But why? I have always wondered about his and Wormtails relationship...Could be...Could be...But let's delve deeper.
In the movie, Ron and Harry are trying to kill a horcrux (an object with a piece of Voldemort's soul in it). This Horcrux is a locket. They have to open it. Then kill the piece of soul inside. But in this particular Horcrux we find a simulation of Harry. Not just any simulation...a simulation of Harry naked. Yes Voldemort took the time to design a simulation of his arch-nemisis ...naked...no pants or blouse. I know the two had a connection but not like this. I think there are 7 horcruxes. We can now only imagine what type of wierd nude simulations Voldemort has filled them with, maybe a Weasley or two, we'll see, either way not cool Tom Riddle. Then, later in the movie, Voldemort needs to get something out of Dumbledore's grave. Most of us, if we needed to do some grave robbin', which I'm sure we all have, would get in and get out ya know? But not our man Voldemort. Nope. He opens the casket and instead of just grabbing what he wants, he hovers over Dumbledores dead body. For a second I really thought "he is going to kiss Dumbledore on the lips". He didn't, but he still just seemed to enjoy being an inch away from an old mans dead body. Either way, Voldemort has got more issues than just the "Order of the Phoenix" to worry about. The man needs a psychiatrist.

Questions I must have answers to.

A few questions I have to have the answers to.

Karl Malone: Do you really wear sketchers around town?
Barbara Walters: Why am I attracted to you?
Shake Weight: Do you have any idea?
Kyle Daley: How do we yell so much but never brake the 12 inch whisper rule?
Hamburglar: With your part as McDonald's marketing team, couldn't you afford to buy your own hamburgers instead of stealing them from innocent children?
Bob Saget: Did you really sign that framed picture I have of you?
Brad Pitt: How do you confuse even the straightest of men?
Arab Neighbor: Why do we avoid saying anything to each other making it more awkward?
Justin Bieber: Why are you mimicking my childhood?
Grandpa's Horse: Why did you trample me all those years ago? I will never, ever, trust you again.
David Sherman: Why did you marry my sister? Personal gain? Popularity? I need to know.
A.C. Slater: When did Jessie start liking you calling her 'Momma'? (Liz isn't responding to it the way I would like her to.)
Provo Pedestrian: May I run you over?
Liz Helm: How do you not like 'Swamp People' on History Channel?
Dexter: Am I the only one that thinks you suck this season?
Spicy McChicken: How can you taste so good yet I don't know exactly what your made of?
Mother: Why won't you return my calls?
Kyrylo Fesenko: Will you marry one of my sisters? You just seem like a great guy.
Money: Will we stop this feud we're having? I said I was sorry. Come back to me.
Cody Lambert (Step By Step): Why did your mean uncle make you live in that van? That house was plenty big to squeeze you in buddy. I'm sorry.
Facebook: How did I wind up looking at this Austrian family's photo album.

That is all.

Nastalgia

Zachy learned new word! The definition of which I have have wasted countless hours on explaining to people why I like things. Yes. Nastalgia! Sums up the reason I still watch movies like: Masters of the Universe, It, and of course...Surf Ninjas(still Rob Schneiders best movie). Nastalgia runs my life. It's true, I could be in the most important meeting of my life, hear the sounds of the ice cream man, and instantly I'm stressed and paniced. I would rush out of that important meeting only not to have to hear something we all hated hearing so much growing up.
The ice cream truck music fading away.
Catching that Ice cream truck panting, and gasping for air, struggling to pull out the change I scrounged up or stole out of my parents change jar, then having that African Ice Cream man hand me my "Shark" Ice cream with his smile and accent...gosh that was sweet.
Catching that Ice cream truck is still a top priority in my life due to Nastalgia. I will have my Ice Cream.




But let me show you when you might think the words comes into play, but doesn't. Examples:
Full House.
Eating boogers.
Playing with toys in the shower for hours.
Egging elementary schools.

I love these things just because I love them. Don't try to stop me.

Eat it Matt Damon

The year is 1997. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have a breakthrough script and win an Academy Award for it: Good Will Hunting. Awesome screenplay. Their careers took off after that, but in completely different directions.
Matt Damon: Saving Private Ryan, The Bourne Series, The Departed.
Ben Affleck: Daredevil, Paycheck, Gigli.
It seemed that Damon had a taste for Oscars, and Affleck had a taste for watching Damon receive them while sitting on his couch thinking of more stupid movies to be in or more movies he could watch his wife hook up with other men in. But those days are over as of now. The Town.

Starring Ben Affleck, Written by Ben Affleck, and directed by guess who...Big Ben. Talk about redeeming yourself. best picture so far this year in my book and Affleck was amazing in it, who would have thought cause he sucks in almost every other movie. This action packed Boston Thriller has everything a good movie needs. Great story, deep characters, great acting, and cinematography. I loved it. Not quite up there with the Departed in my book but extremely close. Move over Inception, no Best Picture for you. My opinion of course. Its about Charleston and a group of friends who rob banks but are kind of stuck in a rut in the town. See it if you like those types of movies. About time a movie like this comes around. It gets a 9/10 on Zach meter.

Back to the basics

Ok, I know I'm suppose to talk about the entertainment industry, so I will do just that.

Zac Efron- Sexy right? Ok, i'll admit that. But he is no Brad Pitt. My sister claims that he is the next Brad. Lets see...imagine skinny, pretty, weak Zac Efron playing roles in movies like Fight Club, Troy, Snatch, Inglorious Basterds? Can you imagine little Zac getting a bunch of disturbed jews pumped up to go out and slaughter Nazi's, then scalping them? I don't think so. Ya, that's right Zac, I saw your last movie, you sailed boats, you are still a weak Disney boy to me. I was disappointed to say the least. Not the best foot forward to start your movie career with. Advise, get a new agent. P.S you spell your name stupid. (I was hoping Liz walked in on me googling that pic, It would have made for a great scenario)


INCEPTION- Best movie of the year, not that it has had too much competition(honestly can you think of any other good movies this year?). Leo did play pretty much the same role he did in Shutter Island (wife baggage) but he did awesome as usual. He has to be the best actor around these days. My wife Liz thought Ellen Page(Juno chick) was bad casting. I thought she did good with the role, not a tough role or anything, but she did good. Although she caught on to the whole "designing dreams" idea in the movie too quickly, but not too quickly to not suspend my disbelief. Cool movie, awesome cinematography, and cool directing(Christopher Nolan). He chooses his films wisely and does awesome every time (Dark Knight, Memento, Prestige ext...

Movies I need to see: Toy Story 3, The Expendables(dumb looking but oh well), The Town, I'm still here(joaquin phoenix documentary), Scott Pilgrim, just some off the top my head.

Industry disappointments(besides Zac): Steven Spielberg. To think this man made movies like Schindlers List then a decade later do Transformers? Then destroy Indiana Jones rep with the 4th movie of that series. C'mon Steve, your HBO series are great, but your movies suck lately.
Johnny Depp: When was the last time you saw this dude in a good movie? Talent wasted.